Main character :
the English unicorn (John Terry)
and an awkward giraffe (Zlatan Ibrahimovic).
* Once upon a time.
* A girl named Chelsi loved unicorns.
* Her favourite unicorn of them all was the English unicorn.
* He was made of rainbows, cupcakes and he loved to snuggle with Chelsi.
* Chelsi loved to snuggle with the English unicorn too.
* But one day he accidentally poked her with his horn.
* Chelsi bruised like a peach and a single tear started to roll silently down Chelsi’s cheek.
* Then came the awkward giraffe and wiped away the single tear.
* The awkward giraffe then offered Chelsi a ride on his back.
* Chelsi giggled and accepted the offer.
* As the awkward giraffe ran off into the sunset with Chelsi, the English unicorn was left behind and felt a great sorrow spread in his heart.
* Chelsi had almost forgotten all about the English unicorn when suddenly a rainbow appeared.
* She bit her lip and remember her true love.
* So then Chelsi asked the awkward giraffe to bring her back to the English unicorn.
* The awkward giraffe did as Chelsi asked, and brought her back.
* When the English unicorn looked up into the sunset and saw Chelsi, he smiled wide.
* Once again his love was with him.
* And then Chelsi and the English unicorn walked off into the horizon and never looked back.
* And they lived happily ever after.
* The end. :3
What a masterpiece.
credit to Chelsianne